Sick of shopping for new bras every few months? Just have one implanted!
An Israeli scientist has developed an internal bra that can be implanted with a minimally invasive surgery and will lift a woman’s breasts for years.  The technique is called a Minimally Invasive Mastopexy (MIM) and it makes use of a silicone cup, much like that of a demi cup bra.  The silicone cup is attached to two thin straps that extend up and attach to the ribs via screws. [ouch!!!!]  It’s known as the “Cup and Up”.  The procedure takes a little more than an hour and the patient can go home that very day.  The breasts will eventually begin to sag again, but a woman can return every ten years or so to have the straps tightened. So next time you see peaky free naked breasts you can ask yourself..implants, breast lift, cup & up or natural? I think this technology would be good for women whom their partner never mastered the hook/clasp or she could haul home an old water radiator and let him practice on it like Richy did on Happy Days..

Wow.. that's kinda gross and nifty all at once.
I'll take natural breasts for me please (not for the woman nice enough to let me play with hers.. I just mean literally for ME).

I don't know if I'd like my wife to have mini hammocks inside her breasts... what is the hammock part made of anyway? hardened plastic? stainless steel? Captain jack sparrows eye patch?

The circumsized foreskin of young Jewish elephants.

Quoted from Chiquita

  The silicone cup is attached to two thin straps that extend up and attach to the ribs via screws. [ouch!!!!]  

and who says your wife would give you any choice in the matter?

Well obviously as the wife she would simply do as she was commanded, right?

Yeah... and back in the real world...