Just for fun! What would be your roller derby name?

For example my unsuspecting volunteer...Diddly....could be
Arrested developer
BUNSandAMMO
Hot Diddly Dog

Hmmm.. beyond my earlier suggestion of A(or H) Bomb, I thought I could also go by the following handles:
-Meals on Wheels
-CheapShot
-The Gusher
-Car Wash
-Slipstream
(the last three because if those girls got that sweaty, I can only imagine the water trail I'd leave on the rink)

Anyone else?

Big Rig has a sense of "comin' through."  

lol!

Host:      
TRI-CITY ROLLER GIRLS
Type:      
Sports - Sporting Event
Network:      
Global
Price:      
$10 advance, $12 at the door, kids under 12 free!
Date:      
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Time:      
6:00pm - 9:00pm
Location:      
Activa Sportsplex
Street:      
135 Lennox Lewis Way
City/Town:      
Kitchener, ON
     


SEPTEMBER 12
***Ninja Knockout***
TCRG's Vicious Dishes vs. Roc City Roller Derby (NY)
doors: 6 pm
first whistle: 7 pm

*licensed event
After-party TBA


Pre-sale tickets available soon!
Online: ticketscene.ca
Driftwood Martial Arts Academy, Encore Records (Kitchener)
Delirium Clothing, Wordsworth Books, Generation X (Waterloo)
Upper Case Books (New Hamburg)


Wanna volunteer?
E-mail Kat at TCRGArmy@gmail.com

Ok.. so at Saturday night's game, I came up with the best Roller Derby name for Chiquita: The Crimson Tide.

I thought it was good... until you put "The" in front.    I thought "Crimson Tide" like the movie... a red force gonna knock you on your a**.  But adding "The" just makes it sound like a period.

Alabama university goes by the name The Crimson Tide...  What does that make the 25,000 students who go there?  Any why does Kotex have a building named after them, there?