Scientists have found that the kind of food I crave hourly effects the brain much like cocaine or heroine.  http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/03/28/fatty.foods.brain/  I guess that means I'm in rehab!
Apparently when rats were allowed to eat tasty human food as they pleased, they'd pig out and continue eating even if shocked.  Cheesecake beats Pavlovian conditioning!
Man, now I want cheesecake.