Ah Homer Simpson, you're words have the ring of truth to them... you don't make friends with salad... it's true, but only because a salad-person is more of an enemy than a friend.. salad-people are flimsy and are only held together with celery fibers and some sticky salad dressing.. and as we all know, someone who isn't held together very well is BOUND to be an enemy, or at best a frienemy... but either way, I wouldn't WANT to make friends with Salad because, and call me a veggie-racist, but I was raised to think they weren't people!! |