Avoid any bathing suit that name ends with "i"

#1. Designer trend spring 2011 fashion shows...the mankini..touted as hot/bikerish/modern... http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2010/11/mankini-lives-on.html yet conjures up images of an oily pee wee borat hybrid and downunder 5 o'clock shadow

#2 Manpris/Capri suits (any suit that ends on or below the knee) cause you might as well wear a wet geriatric diaper to the beach.. Capris are for little 85 old ladies playing golf in Florida