If they just wanted to cover a bunch of minorities, I don't know why they didn't make the new Spider-man a crippled woman too. An overweight, gay, black, latino, crippled woman named Spider-person. With a mental disorder.. say, OCD. And tourette's. Spider-person Spider-person Big gay black, always cursin' Swings on thread, overhead Cuz both her legs are completely dead Hey there! There goes the Spider-person Hey there! There goes the Spider-person again Hey there! She swings by crimes thirteen times! Y'know, I think such a comic would actually be interesting! Oh well. Here's the news of the real replacement for Peter Parker: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....lack-gay-future.html
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