CBC News is reporting that we're running out of pigs, globally!  This apparrently will lead to an unavoidable shortage of bacon and other pork products.  Better get your fix of BBQ now before prices jump.  http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/story/2012/09/25/bacon-shortage-pigs.html

This will also make rivers more hazardous for goats.  http://youtu.be/g7WjrvG1GMk

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