(Ok, nothing specifically obscene in this one, but if there are prudish people about, not the clip you want to watch at the office necessarily...)

Why is it I can see Al "pulling off" something like this at the office if someone told him HIS story was boring?!? :P

http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/1674

Damn.. no one watched this or no one thought it was funny?

Ah well, here is my next addition.. this one is a banned commercial.. I won't ruin it by saying what it is for, but it is good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34KxmCQD0V8&mode=related&search=

I think we all watched the first one, and it was funny, but the second one... well..  pretty lame actually.  Maybe it's because I've seen it before, on TV.

Yeah!

Pretty funny beer commercial...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BMX-pmV2yiM

watch video - needs no explanation

http://hillarynutcracker.com/

http://seemerot.com


lol, this cannot be real....otherwise disturbing trend in internet funerals

Ok the Hilary doll was odd.. but not as odd as these Mac's Convenience Store commercials... these are brought to you from the same people who did the "Barq's has bite" commercials all those years ago...

This first link has 2 different ads:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u3k0QElkUEE
(Hey, hey hey.. you like chicken? I do...)

This second one has four:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ooSRb1vMynA
(The interpretive dance is just.. well wierd and creepy...)

Wierd mess.. I love how the cup reads "WTF"... it fits PERFECTLY

Well the hillory clinton doll explains why Bill screwed around...  

The True Adventures of Chad (Episodes 1 to 6 including swim meet):

http://www.mybigball.com/

Led Zeppelin front man Robert Plant with bluegrass singer Alison Krauss sing Raising Sand...the intro has the song the rest is a documentary:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKuMZaINLLY

Ok, I know I've not been reading or posting here for a while.. nor have I been checking out the sites with wierd games and animations like gprime.net or albinoblacksheep.com.. but for some reason I decided to check them out tonight at 2am... don't know why, I just did...

At any rate, when I saw this one for a Daft Punk song I like, I had to watch it... and holy mess.. I will never worry that I waste too much time doing useless stuff cause the only way someone could make this video is through hour and hours of practice.. give it a watch and then see if you can keep pace (if you really want to write on your hands is your choice, I just tried flipping through the same finger sequence.. easy enough for the first couple lyrical rounds but again I say holy mess!!!

Watch it here: http://gprime.net/video.php/dafthands

And if you perfect this supper's on me next time I see you (and you prove that you can keep pace with who ever has the magic hands in this video).

Also, you need to check out the Whitest Kids U Know on youtube.com.. they are a funny stuff comedy troupe like the Kids in the Hall but WAAAAAAY edgier.. some of their stuff is roll around funny, others only builds to a funny conclusion, and other stuff.. well other stuff I'm sure is funny to some or if you're in the right mood.. but that's the same for all comedy troupes... Kids in the Hall, SNL, MAdTV.. they all have their best and worst...

Anyhow, three of their funniest (to me) are below.. the office jerk I posted before I think, but I had to include it again.. and then the court room one is one of the slow builds... and the Hitler rap.. well I think it speaks for itself.
Enjoy:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o&mode=related&search=

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qtL-UB1mFAY

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q7QVzWJFSbs

Check out their other stuff for some good laughs...

This is one of my faves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah7ApyeyneY

Here is an article that sums up almost any RPG on the PC, consoles, handhelds, etc.  (Although I think the Pen-and-Paper variety had more depth).  It's quite funny how well it points out the commonly accepted flaws in such games.

http://games.ign.com/articles/830/830045p1.html

Very amusing article and all too true.  I am really tired of the 'chosen one' mentality in either rpg's or books for that matter...

How bionic are you?

http://www.bat-test.com/

Halloween Hangman:

http://www.dedge.com/flash/hangman/hangman.swf

A growing number of music "mash-ups" are appearing on the web.  Some good, some horrible.  But this is the first I've seen of video mash-ups.  Someone combined Simpsons video with 300 audio (from the 300 trailer).  It's quite impressive!
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/79244/detail/

That one was interesting, but there should have been more gore... by that I mean Al Gore.

Free Rice http://www.freerice.com/index.php

Here's a neat site.  Test your vocabulary skills and with each correct answer, 20 grains of rice are donated through the UN to relieve world hunger.  I seem to hover around the 38-40 level for vocabulary.

Yeah that's my score as well...

Here's a site with thousands, but I like this one in particular

http://www.andkon.com/arcade/adventureaction/territorywar/

A slight variant on the Towers game.  This one does not have a set path for the creeps to follow, but instead you use your towers to determine their path (and gun them down).  I quite enjoy Fun mode where you start with 10K dollars, then watch the carnage!

http://www.handdrawngames.com/DesktopTD/Game.asp

This one is neat.  You have eight selections to make this island the best.  each selection affects the others and when you select one you can watch the little animations.  The goal is, after you've selected all eight, that you will have brought each one to a max level.  However, I've only been able to get three to max level.  It is addictive.

http://www.andkon.com/arcade/puzzle/growisland/

This video is 2 1/2 or 3 minutes in length...
I know that is long when you first start watching it you'll think "ok this is bad but it won't get any worse..."  All I can say is keep watching it... it gets worse.. then with 10 seconds left it ACTUALLY get far FAR worse than you might have imagined it could get from where it already went...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1758887

Here's one for y'all.  The running gag on Jimmy Kimmel live is that at the end of each show (for a long time) he would say "And that's all the time we have... Sorry Matt Damon... maybe we'll get to you tomorrow..."  Implying, of course, that Matt is always in the green room waiting to be on the show...  With that knowledge in mind view the following.

Comedian Sarah Silverman is dating talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel in the
United States, and she wrote him this original song:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM

His revenge follow-up:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIQrBouWRiE

Surprisingly star-studded, and probably somewhat NSFW.  (Also, you have
to have time to listen to entire songs.)

And there was one more to follow the two Hawkeye posted:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bScbukS82iY

This one is about Seth Rogen.. but look at the shame and disgust in her eyes.. and the sheer joy in his!!

Wow, that whole Matt Damon vs Jimmy Kimmel rivalry made me laugh so hard.  Did you happen to catch the result when Matt Damon FINALLY made it on to the show?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZNfOZXPJk&feature=related

Watch him reaming out Jimmy at the end!

And it never gets old!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T23oNcCFriE&feature=related

Ok, for those of you with newborn babies these may be obvious tips.. then again, perhaps Hawkeye should pay special attention to these just to be safe...

http://www.whatheck.net/component/content/article/55-Humor/85-the-quick-guide-to-newborn-babies.html

Diddly, watch this cartoon... it is about three twenty-somethings with a time-traveling bathtub who go throughout history causing havoc by bringing people from the past into the present (sometimes including themselves).. this time around they bring Elvis... the part for you to listen for is what Elvis says when they wake him up on the crapper when they first go back to get him.. its relevant to YOU specifically ;P

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1804593

Heh heh.. ok I watched that last video again.. listen to the song he sings.. man oh MAN is that song messed up!!!

Yeah, even the King loves a little monkey steak.

Wow!  Big Dog does an amazing job of handling rough terrain!  I wonder how much of Big Dog's balance came from this early 1 legged robot work: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moENDzu_rS0&feature=related

Ok, this is why you need a fence between you and your neighbours. I cannot believe it is legal.

http://www.robotshop.ca/home/products/personal-domestic-robots/robot-mowers/index.html?gclid=CNL70avDrpICFQJQxgod2W8SRw

These have actually been around for a few years now.  They work in a similar fashion to those vacuum cleaners that wander the room at random, changing direction when they encounter an obstacle.  They use an electronic fence which is buried around the perimeter of the yard to determine boundaries.

I'm surprised Stephen King hasn't written a horror trilogy about robot lawn mowers from hell.

Just wrong:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1809029

Here's what happens when you try to pick your nose, while driving a nascar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rgxEltk7wU

What happens?  YouTube removed the video.

Try it here:

http://www.nascar.com/video/cup/2008/04/04/cup.tex.quals.mcdowella.nascar/index.html?MostPopular

That is one heck of a crash.  Impressive he could walk away from it!

Yeah, I mean granted he probably couldn't walk in a straight line, but he could walk.  I would think though he would still be in a lot of pain.  Internal organs don't respond well to be repeated jarring like that.

Trogdor.. only LIVE!!!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1811087

It's is kinda like "Where is Waldo?" meets Mystery Science Theatre 2000 guys on a break:

http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/


Example:

“Sir Lancelot gazed fondly into the soft blue pools of Lady Guinevere’s eyes and gently held her mutant third hand. Wait, what?”

No no no, that's not her mutant third hand.  That's his mutant member, which has a hand at the end.  See, it's coming from between his legs.  She's in the process of fainting at the sight of it.

Great site though!  It's pretty funny what makes it through to print.

Here's some funny comic from a strange web site: http://xkcd.com/.

Ok, we're all gaming geeks who access this message board so I figured everyone would be able to appreciate this green screen acting for the all new "Dragon Hunter II" (holy crap, I was crying at work this made me laugh so freakin hard!):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZqoh2aUW7g&feature=related

THIS made you laugh so hard you cried?  It was so lame and predictable!  Where's the funny?  Your avatar is funnier than that clip.  The only thing that was mildly amusing was the facial expression of the second guy when the imaginary arrows start flying again.

The Onion had this little video article asking whether the government was spying on schizophrenics enough?  Great for a laugh.. unless you're paranoid and then it is simply further evidence that there is no such thing as being "too paranoid"!

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/149579/The-Onion-Is-the-Government-Spying-On-Schizophrenics-Enough.html

Damn lnk truncated for some reason.. here it is again in full:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_is_the_government

The Onion is great.  I laughed at that one, and this one was good too.  "The Wildly Popular Iron Man trailer to be made into a full length movie".   The concern about it sucking is just awesome.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/wildly_popular_iron_man_trailer

One of those "can't stop watching once you start" clips..

http://www.myeasytv.com/movies/comedy/jozin-z-bazin

Seriously, who thought this was a good video to shoot?  Or song to sing.. or collection of "talent" to assemble??

Just in case you're looking for something to do...

http://www.miniclip.com/games/magic-pen/en/

I found this on AlbinoBlackSheep, but it's been pulled, so I'm posting the link to YouTube.  It's a video by Weezer called "Pork and Beans", and it includes all the people from the internet fads of the past couple years.  (eg, the Numa Numa dancer)
http://www.youtube.com/user/weezer?ob=1

If you're curious what all the fads are, Albino Black Sheep has a nice summary:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/celebrity/

Even better, here's a video with annotations you can click whenever a "fad" gimmick shows up in the video.  Clicking the annotation will take you to the original fad video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1PSG1RFZQA

More Onion fun...

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/volatile_india_pakistan_standoff

If you ever want to feel dumb (or smart, depending on how much of this you understand), feel free to watch lectures from The Perimeter Institute here in Waterloo.

http://www.perimeterinstitute.ca/Outreach/Public_Lectures/View_Past_Public_Lectures/

Actually, some of these seem pretty interesting topics.  I hope they're simplified enough for us non-physicists to follow.

Caution, this one contains language and scenes you may not wanna view at work:

Am I ever glad we never played THIS drinking game on one of our weekend benders!!  Or did we and I simply lost?!?

http://www.cracked.com/video_16499_worst-drinking-game-ever-nsfw.html

Thanks for that educational video, Shabadu.  I decree, if we ever play another drinking game, NO IMPLIED RULES!  :D

OK, so it's been a while since I posted and well here it is.  A special report on the future of dining habits for americans:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_wearable_feedbags_let

Hahahaha.. that was just wrong.. the dude with the food stuck to his face was such an idiot!  Perhaps if they provide these deletable food items in the feed bags people wouldn't eat nearly as much:

http://www.cracked.com/article_14979_6-most-terrifying-foods-in-world.html)

I can't even beleive how gross these are!!

Mmmm... a bottle of that wine, with some Casu Marzu lightly melted on to a big helping of Pacha.  A side of Escamoles mixed with Lutefisk.  Extra Lutefisk actually (you'll need it!).  Of course Balut would be dessert.  The older the better.  :D

*shudder*

Here's someone enjoying a little Balut:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yq-hpOvN_Y&feature=related

A short little animation with a moral.  See if you can guess it.  :)

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/asfok

For those of you who know this little known producer of television it is quite funny.  For those of you who don't... well you suck.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=526479

Here is a neat cartoon which can be found at http://www.qwantz.com/  I've added a couple samples.  The neat thing is the pictures never change.  There are 6 panels showing different pictures, but they remain the same from strip to strip.

Oh man that's awesome.  Every comic panel is the same, yet each story original.  I loved the whole mirror universe storyline (starts here: http://www.qwantz.com/archive/000034.html) where all dino's are evil and have goatees.

But the one that made me laugh the most thus far was this one:

Two more from the onion; the first one actually has an appearance from Steven Seagal, and I think it's his best role ever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-u8oyZAgeY&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ7J7UjsRqg

Ahh the onion... one of the funniest movies I've seen in a while after The dark knight of course.

Best Mac vs PC ad ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm7JH1FT_yM

Somebody has an awful lot of spare time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTjth2m7ypw

That was a great video!  I can honestly say I've never enjoyed listening to Bush more.

Here's another Qwantz comic in line with our type of humour: http://qwantz.com/archive/001359.html

If you've never been to the Despair Inc.  website (or haven't been there in a while - I've been a fan for years), I recommend checking it out.  I've linked to the page where you can browse all of the demotivational posters, but the whole site is good for laughs (be sure to check out the despairwear and videos).

http://despair.com/viewall.html

Very cool posters.  I'd hang this one in my office: http://despair.com/motivation.html

Beware of the Dog House - funny viral advertising video.  http://bewareofthedoghouse.com/VideoPage.aspx

Vern Fonk Insurance has some of the most disturbing, yet (sometimes) refreshingly-un-PC television ads I've seen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fplj61Y5QME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SATuCPVO8x4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItWpoUMbqJE  (this one's my fave so far)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MJ3HVDTIqY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdr5DsSxTG4&feature

Wow...  The title says it all:  "Worst Commercial Ever"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3v4nC3iuMo

I don't know what this Gameshow is, but they need to make a 24 hr channel out of it!  :D  http://www.Break.com/index/sexy-french-game-show.html?mrr=we

The Original Star Wars trilogy as told by someone who's never seen it!  Animation added to go along with the retelling.  Definitely worth seeing if you have, in fact, seen the trilogy.
http://vimeo.com/2809991?pg=embed&sec=2809991

Is it wrong to want to go here?  http://www.heartattackgrill.com/

Lord Vader, post Jedi!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oMokuYOXCM

For More from the same show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkTQwP2gFxU

Quoted from danmick

Lord Vader, post Jedi!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oMokuYOXCM

For More from the same show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkTQwP2gFxU

Dark Lord of the Sith, how far you've fallen!   :'(

Here's a great literal video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA

Oh my god!! Ron made a music video about himself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnxchm7FIfE

There is no swearing, it is clean.. dumb but clean... I can't believe this is a real song... if you want to actually understand the lyrics, here they are:

http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/el_chombo_lyrics_15403/other_lyrics_45037/chacarron_lyrics_487395.html

Danmick forwarded this link along to me and I thought I ought to share it because it is both funny and creepy altogether:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCfULQUx1V8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2F

Damn you Burger King.. damn you and your weird bobble-headed nod!

Well this was a video posted on one of the Edge's (102.1) blogs... I wish all videos took this same approach.

While there is nothing in the video you couldn't watch at work, be warned that you might not want to watch it with any sensitive co-workers standing over your shoulder watching what you're watching ;)

Otherwise enjoy:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x99ein_make-the-girl-dance-baby-baby-baby_music

Would've been a good video to see being shot.  Although I don't think the last woman was too happy about the concept.

This reminded me of a Censor Art video I saw a while ago, where the participants make designs and pictures out of the censor bars covering their itty bits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6RsJY3HzMw

I think I missed this episode :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mhbxlz_wrI

I'm a new fan of The Perry Bible Fellowship.  I often check the web comic xkcd.com and they had a link to this very strangely named, and very eclectic web comic.  Here's a sample:
http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF229-Miggs.jpg
http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF187-Way_Too_Much.jpg

Lots of different art styles, and often you have to think a bit to find the funny.. but once you do, it's pretty good!

Edit:  Really old ones tend not to be as funny.  Guess the author took a while to hone the art.

That last link reminded me of Dysfunctional Family Circus.  I used to check that out in the 90's, now there's a bunch of mirrors floating around since the original is long gone.  People would submit their own captions for real Family Circus comics.
Here's a typical one from the first mirror that came up in google.
http://dfc.furr.org/archive/4.html

Finally!  A large tech company with a social conscience!

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/google_opt_out_feature_lets_users

Very Cool Video

Ok, someone had a LOT of free time and obviously knew how to develop their own film or else owns a printer supply store because if they printed all these pictures they must have gone through 100 cartridges of ink...

This movie is pretty cool, I especially like how the creator continues to change perspectives and angles!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkLlVzUBn4

Awesome Weird Al video about Charles Nelson Reilly!  (Probably the least intimidating person in history)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrGmD2wk8m4

This is the best from Danmick's site:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/passiveaggressive/1176594643/sizes/o/

Here's another one.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/passiveaggressive/3642661392/

And another:

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/03/losing-lisa/

For those of you unfamiliar with Dr. Tran

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO0kRE5OTZI

Door to door atheists!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dW-bt_1LzY

If you shop at Walmart, beware... be very aware... and afraid!

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

NFB short on spideys!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xxyewW6EoM

Funny because it's true: http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=1174

"There must've been a Death Star Canteen.  A place where Vader could go for drinks between battles..."

This is a segment of Eddie Izzard's stand up act, animated with Lego.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

Ok.. a while back I think I posted a link about bacon flavoured vodka.  If I didn't, it exists and apparently is selling well in the US.. no word yet about when it will (or if it already is) north of the boarder..

But now I found another series of bacon-themed products.  Check em out.. anything you would try?

http://ca.delish.com/food-fun/weird-bacon-products?src=tod1

Actually, those lollipops might not be bad.  Maple + Bacon is the most common flavour combination, so might be a tasty sucker.  The mixes of bacon plus sweets just seems really gross (Bacon CupCake I'm looking at you!)

One of my favourite party finger foods is bacon-wrapped maraschino cherries.  The salty bacon complements the sweetness of the cherries perfectly! (I haven't talked to anyone who's tried it and disliked it)

Not even really sure what to say about this one...

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

Wow.  Some people just should not be on TV.

http://www.cracked.com/video_17779_8-local-news-segments-gone-horribly-wrong.html

hint for facebook
http://xkcd.com/672/

Best Rendition of "I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz.  Note, this is NOT jason Mraz singing...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErMWX--UJZ4&feature=aso.  I just love the enthusiasm!

This awesome rendition of O Holy Night took my breath away and moved me to tears... 'cause I was laughing so hard!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_xSbiGWzuQ&feature=player_embedded

Shame it's a lip sync.  I wonder who the original performer was...  sounded like an asian guy to me.

ME WANT  IRON 2 NOW!

http://bit.ly/6XX8bw

Does this look like it's 3D?

Yes, but it also makes you want to puke.

Are you sure Hawkeye or did you just catch some reflection from your monitor?
What the hell is that T-rex doing on the other side to make him shake back and forth like that?

I think everyone here knows the Whitest Kids You Know by now.. here is a sketch about how the Lord of the Rings trilogy should have ended (or at least a question that should have been asked because I always wondered this very thing myself):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRcMVMeXPQ4&feature=related

The sketch is funny, but it is the wrap up text at the end that made me think that Hawkeye, Diddly and I absolutely should start our very own comedy troupe because it just sounded like the kind of thing we would have created back at the lunchtable years ago! :)  

Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!!

Hawks new favorite movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6SgvLYQV3s

Lawn Care ....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFSgXpyhoM&feature=player_embedded

Here's a lovely song about pregnant women.

http://www.break.com/index/she-gotta-bump.html

Mark Gungor explains the difference between the male and female brain. :)

Quoted from danmick

Mark Gungor explains the difference between the male and female brain. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuMZ73mT5zM

Oops, sorry;  thanks Chiquita!

Shabadu wanted to share this Kirk and Spock rendition of Closer by NiN.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY&feature=player_embedded

New showbiz motto: Never work with children, animals or Sith!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljFfL-mL70

Star Wars GPS voices!  That is awesome!

Haha.. this made me laugh.. I don't own a mini-van like Hawkeye yet, but it is likely to be our next vehicle.. this almost makes it seem cool (almost but not still not quite):

The Swagger Wagon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql-N3F1FhW4

Not even almost...

agreed!

ditto for owning  or thinking of buying "the scourge of the universe"