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February 14, 2006, 9:53pm |
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As I'm sure you all heard, D. Cheney shot a friend in the face while hunting for quail. Apparently, a large man with a bright orange vest looks a lot like a small feathered bird. He is fined $7 for failing to have a quail endorsment on his hunting licence. He blames his friend for getting shot.
Other things Cheney has done:
While filling his lawn tractor with gasoline he accidentally threw 12 molatov cocktails at his neighbours home. Cheney blames his neighbours for living.
While flying he accidentally carpet bombed brazil. Cheney Beleives brazil has no reason to be in south america.
While driving he accidentally drove over a pre-school. That school zone was incorrectly positioned between Cheney's house and his gun club. |
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Trarman |
February 15, 2006, 1:20pm |
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Well, I did hear about Cheney shooting his friend in the face, but I have a funny feeling you should check your sources for the rest of those items. But honestly, thank goodness he only shot the guy. If he had done something like, say, receive fellatio, imagine the uproar! |
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Shabadu_SMH |
February 15, 2006, 8:29pm |
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That would cause quite the uproar.. and the amusing headline in the papers could have been "private gives head." or "Head from private" or "Eye to eye".. or possibley even "private Swallows". Oh the fun that could have come (heh no pun) from THAT happening.. |
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Hawkeye |
February 16, 2006, 2:08pm |
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The guy who was shot had a heart attack, but still lives. I bet Cheney was sweating bullets then... But seriously, if the guy dies what will happen? Probably nothing. Surprisingly, Cheney has said nothing about this. |
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Shabadu_SMH |
February 16, 2006, 4:30pm |
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I think he should be charged with man slaughter at the least. The heart attack may be the ultimate cause of death but the heart attack was likely induced by the panic of being shot in the face by private.
He'd be a popular guy in prison I'd imagine, huh? Although guys like him get minimum security prisons if they even get that. Money talks and he gots more than enough to talk his way outta this I'm sure.. |
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Hawkeye |
February 21, 2006, 8:26pm |
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I wonder what the guy's wife thinks of D I C K Cheney now? I bet she'll wanna go D I C K hunting now that her husband's out of action |
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Trarman |
February 22, 2006, 4:56pm |
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Ahhhhh... I was wondering why you kept referring to him as "private" Cheney before. It must be the board was replacing D*ck with Private. Heh.. that's funny.
So the guy D I C K shot died, did he? |
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Hawkeye |
February 22, 2006, 5:59pm |
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As far as I know he's still alive... but he is out of action.... |
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Shabadu_SMH |
February 23, 2006, 6:12pm |
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Your message board censors words like private? Odd, when I look at the messages above there is nothing about private this or that (except where you referred to it Diddles). Must be your message board doesn't care if it warps my mind or something |
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Hawkeye |
February 23, 2006, 7:13pm |
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When ever a word is bad such as d i c k, but spelt correctly a different word replaces it automatically.
for d i c k you get private for s h i t you get mess for... you get the idea. |
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Shabadu_SMH |
February 26, 2006, 12:14am |
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I am not lying to you.. the words you typed with spaces are the EXACT same words I see without the spaces.. I must have changed my settings to allow me to see swear words or something...
If you don't beleive me I'll show you next time I come over (or have you over) by logging on with my account (or Diddles, log on as me and read Hawkeye's last message...) |
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Hawkeye |
February 26, 2006, 11:58pm |
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You always manage to manipulate the settings without knowing. |
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Shabadu_SMH |
February 27, 2006, 6:15pm |
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I guess.. I usually take a look at setting when I first log on but I never conscisously remember what I did.. I don't REMEMBER fiddling with the settings in this case but I wouldn't be surprised if I did... Of course not all of us have the perfect memory that you do Hawkeye... the only things I remember that clearly are articles I've read in car magazines... |
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Hawkeye |
February 28, 2006, 6:59am |
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....something about showers I beleive |
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Shabadu_SMH |
February 28, 2006, 7:19am |
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Oh no I'm sure the memory about the showers has been greatly exagerated in both my mind as well as my multiple tellings of it. There were 43 body builders there in addition to 5 elephants, 3 trumpeteers, 2 full bars (with only gin, rye and vodka.. bah.. no scotch.. what kinda bar is THAT!?!?!), the children's choir from some big fancy church in England, 8 maids a milkin, three musketeers and a patridge in a pear tree... Hmmmm.. now that I re-read that list I guess I've actually begun downplaying it from the reality, haven't I? |
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