I think we all know that this will likely be Danmick's next car.... presuming he actually passes the background check, best of luck with the financing!
If only George Lucas had known about the two songs when he was making episodes 1 through , he could have used the first one every time Jar Jar Binks came on camera and the second one every time Anniken Skywalker took one more step towards the dark side!!
The 20th Century Fox tune should be applied to any film made for under a certain dollar value, just to give you a heads up that costs savings were used in filming and can be expected throughout the movie. The 2001 Space Odessy should be used in movies (big or little budget) where the movie's defining moment couldhave been written better by a kindergarden class (or by a team of the writers working on a Canadian TV show)
I almost posted this to the news feed because this IS a real product that you can actually buy.. the infomercial almost makes it seem like a spoof of the genre of infomercials with lines such as "problems with that shedding girl private?" and "ladies we know you always wanted to schtick it to your husband".. but no it is real.. I've seen it on TV.. at least the host has a sense of humour about getting arrested a couple years ago (of course they don't mention that it was over punching a prostitue for laughing at his man-stuff, but maybe that was only a rumour and he just was caught wanking himself into a shamwow to help show how it could absorb even the stickiest messes at some local hardware store).
In any case, watch the video below and order your Schticky today!!