The nice thing about smart cars is that you could park perpendicular to the curb, and it would have almost the same footprint. Of course, I'm not confident that she would have been able to park perpendicular to the curb either.
Obviously this is NSFW and not because of the topic, the person who wrote the article was none too pleased and used a variety of colourful words and phrases to help emphasize her displeasure!
I know I wouldn't use a similar product if they made one for male parts!!
I don't know if this is so much a drinking game as it is steps 8 through 17 in becoming an alcoholic! (Hey if there can be a 12 step process to become a recovering alcoholic, why can't there be a multi-step process to becoming one...?!?)
The person whose blog posted this drinking game had a great tweet about George RR Martin too:
Why doesn't George RR Martin have Twitter? Because his first tweet would kill all 140 characters. boom roasted.