A simple jumping game with pleasant music, and nothing to kill. Your view of things zooms out as you explore. There are four flashy beacons you must collect to finish the game. http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/s/small-w.htm
Note, this has nothing to do with the Small World board game. (Although the name is why I stumbled upon it)
Among my favourite quotes: "This is worse than listening to Anne Coulter" "Goomba can suck my balls" "I hate everything. Everything in the world, I hate. Oh! Now I love everything! Yes!.. f***! Now I hate everything again."
This is not a new Batman film.. well not one sanctioned by CD in any case, but instead a fan film... I thought it was pretty damned good for a fan film though.
Check it out - it's in two pieces and around 25 minutes long:
I don't like passing along forwards too often, but this one made me laugh... actually it really made me laugh because it reminds me of an unfortunate incident involving Hawkeye, a free package of Easter Seal stickers his mom received in the mail one day, and of course his abundantly hairy (and exposed) inner thigh:
FORWARD: U HAVE TO LOVE A GOOD NURSE
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a
second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all. Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, 'Get well soon. from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.'
Here is a movie trailer for a Christmas movie.. but one that sounds like something Hawkeye and I would collaborated together to make back in high school:
I kinda hoped it was a joke trailer but the movie is listed on imbd.com with the following synopsis:
On Christmas Eve in Finland, Santa Claus is unearthed in an archaeological dig. Soon after, children start disappearing, leading a boy and his father to capture Santa and, with the help of fellow hunters, they look to sell him back to the corporation that sponsored the dig. And then there's Santa's elves, who are determined to free their leader...
Well that makes more sense than the last (questionably) Christmas movie I watched: Jack Frost http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygnS5njZRak No this isn't the one with Micheal Keaton. Nor it is the stop motion one with Rudolf. It's a Russian fairy tale, and it makes NO sense.
It makes no sense because you can't speak Russian. (I suspect you have to know Russian to get the non-verbal cues) I'm sure if it were translated it would be a oscar winning masterpiece of the human condition.
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